One night when I as out of town on business I called her to say hello, she said,
"Oh Roger I've been so naughty while you've been gone."
Yet after telling me this she refused to say what she meant, no matter how much I begged, finally she said she would send me a hint and hung up. A minute later my phoned chirped to say I had a message..
This picture appeared on my phone with the message, 'I wish you were here to help clean up this mess.'