A Humiliated Husband

The Masochistic fantasies of a husband in a vanilla marriage.

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

What Makes Our Women Happy

All the muscles in the worlds won't make up for a tiny dick. This is what puts a smile on your wife's face.

Rules Every Man Should Know. Copied from a femdom blog

1. Men need to accept the simple fact that sexually, most women prefer a man with a big cock. There are some exceptions, but not many. Exceptions include women who married young, women without a lot of sexual experience, and women who experienced sexual trauma at a young age.
2. Women prefer men with big cocks even more than men prefer women with large breasts. While some men are particularly attracted to small-breasted women, there are no women who are particularly attracted to men with small penises.
3. If a man thinks he has a small penis, he’s does. Men with small penises are very sensitive, self-conscious, and embarrassed about it. They are likely to have been teased about by both men (in the locker room) and women (in the bedroom) at some point in their lives.
4. A very high percentage of handsome, successful men have small penises.
5. If a man’s penis is small while flaccid, it’s almost always going to be smaller than average when erect. Women know and care about this.
6. Men with small penises usually sit down when they urinate.
7. Women find large flaccid cocks very sexy, and enjoy looking at them.
8. Women find a large erect cock extremely erotic.
9. Women love performing oral sex on big cocks.
10. According to a recent UCLA study, 63% of women prefer circumcised cocks, 22% prefer uncircumcised cocks, and the rest have no preference.
11. Big cocks and large testicles provide more vaginal pleasure for women during intercourse.
12. According to the UCLA study, about 28% of women will stay with a man that they would otherwise want to break up with just because he has a large cock and satisfies her sexually.
13. About 52% of women will stay with a sexually unsatisfying man just for his money. About 77% of those women will eventually cheat on their husband, and have sex with other men. About 38% of those women will eventually become impregnated by another man. Most of those husbands never find out about their wife’s infidelity, and will unknowingly end up raising another man’s child as their own.
14. About 73% of women would like their husband or boyfriend to have a larger penis.
15. About 49% percent of all men have a penis that is between 5.5 and 6.5 inches long.
16. About 15% percent of all men are born with a small penis, defined as less than 5 inches while erect.
17. Only 13% of all men have an 8 inch cock, or larger. Among white men it is 11%, among Asian men it is 3%, among Hispanic men it is 8%, and amoung black men it is 23%.
18. The vaginas of most women will easily stretch to accommodate an 8 inch cock.
19. If a man’s penis often slips out of a woman’s vagina during intercourse, he has a small penis.
20. Women find small penises frustrating, boring, unexciting, and embarrassing.
21. Most women who are married to a man with a small penis are with him for his money, his social status, or because they love him for different reasons. Most of them will still, however, eventually cheat on him and have sex with other men.
22. Women always notice the bulge in a man’s crotch, and look for it.
23. Women find big cocks impressive.
24. Women look up to, admire, and are attracetd to confident, masculine men.
25. Women are attracted to confident masculine men.
26. Women consider men with big cocks to be more masculine.
27. Men with big cocks are generally more confident, more masculine, and project that to others. Women pick up on these signals.
28. When a woman goes out with a confident masculine man, and discovers that he has a small penis, she finds the experience disappointing, embarrassing, and will usually find an excuse not to see him again.
29. When a man goes out with a woman, and they end up in bed together, and he calls her the next day wanting to see her again because he thinks the date went well, but finds that she ignores him, and doesn’t return his calls, it’s usually because she found his penis and his sexual performance disappointing.
30. The idea that women prefer caring, sensitive man regardless of penis size, is a myth (often propagated by highly educated small-penis white men).
31. Most white women who have never been with a black man are intensely curious about it. By the time they reach the age of 45, over 75% of such women will have indulged their curiosity. In 1960, that percentage was only 5%.
32. White women find it erotic to watch aggressive black athletes engage in intense physical activity.
33. Men with big cocks date and have sex with a lot more women than men with small penises.
34. Men with small penises are very intimidated by beautiful women because they believe (correctly) that beautiful women prefer a man with a big cock.
35. If a woman is not particularly attracted to a man, because he isn’t handsome, or he’s poor, or unemployed, or not “her type”… but she thinks he has a really big cock… 8 times out of 10 she’ll usually have sex with him anyway, just to find out, and see what it’s like.
36. Women always brag to other women if their boyfriend or husband has a big cock. This is one of the reasons why it’s very common for women to sleep with their best friend’s boyfriend or husband.
37. If a woman says that size doesn’t matter, it’s usually because her husband or boyfriend has a small penis, and she’s trying to protect his fragile ego. She doesn’t actually believe that any more than she still believes in the Easter bunny.
38. A “bad boy” with a big cock is every woman’s idea of the perfect lover. She may not want to marry a man like that, but she wants to fuck him. For women, most “booty calls” fall into this category.
39. Men with big cocks get dumped by women much less often than men with small penises.
40. Most women have had a lot more sexual partners than they’re telling you.
41. Men with small penises tend to masturbate a lot.
42. Curiously, over-masturbating causes a man’s testicles to grow as the body is called upon to produce more and more semen, which is why so many men with small penises also have large testicles.
43. If a woman fails to make a comment about the size of a man’s penis, and just doesn’t talk about it, it means she’s not impressed by it.
44. Women always make favorable, girlishly gushing comments when they discover that their new boyfriend has a big cock.
45. If you have never heard a woman make favorable comments about your penis, you have a small penis.
46. Asking a woman if she likes the size of your penis is fraught with danger.
47. If a woman tells you that your penis is “nice”, it means she thinks it’s small.
48. If a woman tells you that your penis is “kinda big”, it means she thinks it’s average.
49. If a woman tells you your penis is “fricken huge”, it means that she’s very satisfied with the size of it, and wants you to fuck her with it.
50. If a woman lowers your pants, anxiously bites her lower lip, hurriedly takes off her panties, and eagerly reaches out to touch your manhood, chances are you have big cock.
51. If a woman lowers your pants, and giggles or looks embarrassed, and then pulls your shorts back up, chances are you have a small penis.
52. If your girlfriend’s previous lover had a really big cock, her vagina will have expanded to accommodate him. If you have a small penis, she will barely be able to feel you inside her. If she stays with you long enough, and has sex with you exclusively, her pussy will eventually contract to its former, tighter size. But… that’s a pretty big “if”.

4 comments:

bb55ct said...

After reading this list, i have to admit that i have a small penis. How humiliating.

Anonymous said...

ya you do

Herboitoy said...

Most of us afflicted with SPS (small penis syndrome) try to overcompensate with our tongue

Anonymous said...

Absolutely true! I've finally come to accept it since I have a particularly small penis, 4 inches when erect. My wife's current black lover has a cock almost three times the size of mine.