|I'm sorry dear I'm trying, really I am|
"Look honey I know you feel bad but I can't take this anymore, I need a man to fulfill my needs in the bedroom and right now you,re just not doing that. Listen, there is this guy at work and he's been flirting with me, I think the next time he asks me out for a drink, I'll accept. Wow look at mr. limpy getting all hard does that turn you on. It does turn you on, I'm going to call him right now."