My life seems to be all about asses:
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| Mr. Johnson you're getting really good |
First my secretary taught me about the delights in licking a woman's ass, in fact I enjoyed it
so much I asked her to marry me.
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| As you can see she likes it best when it's all about her |
On our wedding night she diddled her clit while I showed my devotion by tonging her all night
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| I just can't seem to keep my tongue in my mouth |
My problems started when she caught enjoying the taste of another woman's bum
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| The price of a wandering tongue |
That was when she found out how much she enjoyed inflicting pain upon my arse
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| At least she didn't cut off my tongue |
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| A big woman with a big peg |
She even took me to a lady friend to get fitted for my cage and to watch me take her huge peg. It's kinna funny I am pretty well use to the cage, it's not like she ever let me use it on her but that peg, oh that peg it hurts like hell
