It's all About Asses

My life seems to be all about asses:

Mr. Johnson you're getting really good

First my secretary taught me about the delights in licking a woman's ass, in fact I enjoyed it so much I asked her to marry me.

As you can see she likes it best when it's all about her

On our wedding night she diddled her clit while I showed my devotion by tonging her all night

I just can't seem to keep my tongue in my mouth

My problems started when she caught enjoying the taste of another woman's bum

The price of a wandering tongue

That was when she found out how much she enjoyed inflicting pain upon my arse

At least she didn't cut off my tongue

A big woman with a big peg

She even took me to a lady friend to get fitted for my cage and to watch me take her huge peg. It's kinna funny I am pretty well use to the cage, it's not like she ever let me use it on her but that peg, oh that peg it hurts like hell