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| His credentials were in his pants |
I guess you would say our wedding was unusual but it was what my bride wanted and in many ways it
was typical. The preacher was from The Church of the Black Cock and therefore dressed casual.
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| I kissed her toe after the ring |
I knelt and gave her jewelry
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| She said this now belongs to me |
She knelt and gave me jewelry
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| It was such a delight to kiss my bride |
I was instructed to worship my new wife
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| They must have been praying as I kept hearing her scream 'Oh god' |
After the service I waited for what seemed like forever as my new bride personally thanked the preacher in his study
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| A luscious treat from my wife |
Later as our guests ate cake I was fed a freshly made cream-pie
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| As She took my cherry I happily came fort her |
On our honeymoon our marriage was consummated in a most unusual matter
