|HE makes the mess|
"But, but what if you get pregnant?"
"Then you better get busy and clean up his mess."
|You clean up the mess|
"Don't talk just eat."
|At least now you can have anal, with your tongue|
"It's your fault, you were so worried about him knocking me up so he just took my back door. The thing is I'm so sore I still need your tongue, besides it is what you do best."