Thanks to Buzz Feed for these handy housewife tips on humiliating your husband in the bedroom:
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| Don't forget to ask him, 'is it in yet?' |
"When having sex, remember to laugh loudly and yell 'WHEEEEE!!' to remind your partner that you are having fun."
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| Come on, aren't you done yet? |
"Order a pizza then immediately begin to have sex. If he doesn't come before the pizza comes, he owes you a free pizza."
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| You will love this dear I saw it on Myth busters |
"Pour Diet Coke into your vagina and tape Mentos to his penis for a real sexplosion."
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| No dear it's all right I think its cute |
Pulling the sheet over your mouth won't help when your laughing out loud over his little thingy
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| A little hint it goes much further if you mix with your saliva |
It is just selfish to swallow you should share with him
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