A Humiliated Husband

The Masochistic fantasies of a husband in a vanilla marriage.

Thursday, March 21, 2013

How to Humiliate your husband

Thanks to Buzz Feed for these handy housewife tips on humiliating your husband in the bedroom:

Don't forget to ask him, 'is it in yet?'

"When having sex, remember to laugh loudly and yell 'WHEEEEE!!' to remind your partner that you are having fun."


Come on, aren't you done yet?

"Order a pizza then immediately begin to have sex. If he doesn't come before the pizza comes, he owes you a free pizza."


You will love this dear I saw it on Myth busters

"Pour Diet Coke into your vagina and tape Mentos to his penis for a real sexplosion."


No dear it's all right I think its cute
Pulling the sheet over your mouth won't help when your laughing out loud over his little thingy

A little hint it goes much further if you mix with your saliva
It is just selfish to swallow you should share with him




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