She Loves me but She Needs HIM

"Oh baby I love to watch you clean out all that nasty stuff."

This is how she likes to make love with me

"But sweetie don't be mad, he satisfies that itch."

This is how she makes love with our neighbor. Her answer?,
"Honey just because you're just not man enough to fuck me doesn't mean I don't love you, I'll always love your 'special talents' and besides nobody cuddles like you do."