Yes sweetie I know it upsets you that I go out to look for real men, the kind that will take me and use me for their own pleasure. If you could just understand how much they make me cum, oh god and each orgasm is like an earthquake running through my body. But honey it's not just men that I like, I like to come home to your sweet gentle tongue. It is so soothing as it knows all my special spots and even though you can't make me come like a real man does, I do enjoy it and I'd never want to give you up. Now hurry and finish cleaning up, I'm tired and I want to go to sleep